I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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