how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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