we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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