Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Randomize
