i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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