Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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