Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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