but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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