Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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