Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
