Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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