After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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