I could have mohawked her pubes.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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