put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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