i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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