So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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