Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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