that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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