Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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