I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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