yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
