I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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