Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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