My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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