Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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