K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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