Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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