you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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