You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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