hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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