My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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