i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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