how can u be prego again
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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