Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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