Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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