ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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