were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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