This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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