Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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