He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I want her autograph on my taint
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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