Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I wear drunk well.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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