perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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