In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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