It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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