just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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