If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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