At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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