singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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