girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
Randomize
