Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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