dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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