ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I just cut my nipple shaving
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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